But then the Nazis came to my aid, and more specifically – the famous speech of Josie Goebbels about Totlen Krieg. And then your humble servant lit up. What should be done by the chicken about the favorite series of video games from CA, to knock out a couple of people to start playing it and maybe they will even like it.
I would like to start a story from a dating with a series, then tell about what games came out, what features, recommended fractions and everything in that spirit
All this began in September, the distant 2013, when Rome 2: Total War was supposed to be released from day to day. And I thought that since there is Rome 2, there should be Rome 1. And just in those years, due to the fact that in childhood I played a rather limited number of games and had no idea about such famous series as Bioshok, Xcom, Me, Fallout, MGS, Thief, Re (it would be better not to know) and many others) and many others. And therefore, if I noticed a good at first glance toy with numbers in the name, I tried to start with the very first game.
So, back to the total war. And with the launch of a pirate copy of the first Rome, while everyone else suffered with the amused release version of Rome 2, my acquaintance with the Total War series, which will become my beloved, will devour a lot of money, time and nerves.
The training of the game passed through blood, pain and tears from its own impassable stupidity. When at first you gain a variety of units into your Roman army: fighting peskov, gladiators, triariyes with archers and a little cavalry and all their braces to attack the enemy. Unless there were no fighting fagots in my army. But they were available only to Greek fractions.
As it is easy to guess, I came out of such battles with severe losses if the enemy had an approximately equal number of fighters. Further, already in the purchased Rome 2, I acted as follows: I see that the most expensive + numerous units in the game are heavy infantry. You collect these same graders of the Swkkampf Infantry, and a detachment of bodyguards of the commander (legates, gatera). When the battle is a car design, then everything is fine, but if you yourself take control of the troops and go out onto the battlefield, then this turns into another battle of Karra.
Then there were enough brains that it was necessary to build on the strengths of various fractions. And therefore, playing for the Romans, it is worth focusing on the infantry of close combat, not forgetting to support them with the detachments of cavalry, archers and artillery, and the same Persians and nomads have an emphasis on cavalry. You can even translate into reality a terrible dream of the brand of Licinius Crassus and collect the army entirely from horse raises.
And in the end, before moving on to the listing of the published titles and their brief description, I would like to say that this series helped me unite in one of my studies. That "I like to read, play – too. Why not do these things at the same time?»And for these cases, the total was suitable for the total. Still, it is a little difficult to read books and play at the Constitutional Court or any other Shutan.
– Earl, Earl! Put a bomb, we have little time left!
– What a fucking bomb? I did not read the page about Captain Blade.
Thanks to this, it was already possible to finish the list of read books impressive to 512
So, now the games themselves actually. But before that, I would like to say that I can sing praises and very enthusiastically respond to games that you or most players have unpleasant impressions. As I managed to find out experimentally, the player I am rather non -impederate and over the past few years on the fingers of one hand you can count games that I did not like. A transistor comes to mind immediately.
But at the same time, I liked the ambiguous or little -known games like mafia 3, Mad Max, Super Time Ultra Force and radiator 2.
That’s it, we are starting
These first two parts go together, since these are the only games of the series in which I did not play a single minute. But I will try to play in them until the end of the suitability of the smoking room and unsubscribe about them.
The first part of the series with 3D models of fighters, not sprites, as before. Initially, it was possible to play only for 3 Roman factions, for the great houses of Juliev, Scipio and Brutov. But by editing a text file somewhere very deep in the root of the game, you can open one copy-paste.
The events in the game are unfolding from 270 BC.E, just shortly before the start of the First Punic War between Rome and Carthage (from -264 to -241) until 14 years.e, since it was precisely that year that Emperor Augustus died.
There are quite a lot of fractions playable, but they all go on the principle of the fact that there are super -powerful Romans and strongly weak against their background, including Carthage.
So act at your own peril and risk
In this part, perhaps the most powerful and imbal spearmen in the entire series
Of the minuses, even without discounts on the age of the game, as we are already in 2020 – this is Egypt. The tenant of the entire Mediterranean region has at their disposal units, which are more likely to come under the era when a chepo pyramid was built, and not under the Hellenistic period, which was in reality when Egyptian Dynasty of the Ptolemes.
In the game, to this day, you can discover some interesting features, both yourself and with the help of other players chasing it and in 2020. For example, that combat dogs can swim through the water while the rest of the troops fight on land and on the bridge, find themselves in the rear of the enemy and tear off the same enemy archers, who have almost zero protection indicators in close combat, like their armor.
The game covers the period from 1080 to 1530 and the course in the game is 2 years. But the most optimal person I found the option with equating one move to six months in the text files of the game. Otherwise, strange incidents arose when you already have the second half of the 12th century, and your ruler and his heirs are still alive. Although they should lie down for a long time in their family crypt.
At the initial stages of the game, you should choose what you want to do when the Mongols arrive at the beginning of the 13th century – to be as close to them and try to quickly destroy them or be remote from them as much as possible and quietly develop their cities and castles, improve and increase their offspring and their offspring. Because the Mongols will cause you a lot of troubles and suffering.
I liked the game, and even more so in this case, it will not work to refer to nostalgia – I bought it and started playing it in February 2017. But over time he abandoned and moved to other titles. This was influenced by the fact that in the game to deeply unfortunately Achivkorcher (I was even engaged in this garbage on this site), there are no acutters and the fact that it was simply outdated. But it was pleasant to play for the same British with their long bows, Frenchmen with excellent cavalry and Turks with their Janissaries, sipachi and cavalry Kapyukulu. And of course the Holy Roman Empire and Byzantium, because of love for history. The first by the way here is just the usual another European faction, and not the empire with its Emperor’s capacity and hatred of the Roman pope. They are trying to change and present this as close as possible to historical realities, the children of models who saw the Medieval Kingdoms 1212 mod for Attila. It is already available in the workshop of Steam, but the work on this has just begun
Perhaps the most funny game of the series plus it and the two subsequent parts, Napoleon and Shogun 2 have a straight echoing interface. At the same time, before them, in Rome and Medvel, and after, starting with Rome 2, the interface is quite convenient and understandable.
But this is compensated by the fact that in all these three parts (especially with the release of Fots for Shogun 2) with disgusting UI sea battles are the most cool and epic.
Still, triremes and hexers or the same Viking Drakkars cannot compete in cooling with battleships, which give a volley of several dozen of their guns over the enemy
The first part of the series in which, in order to conclude various diplomatic agreements, it is not necessary to hire this diplomat and send for distant lands. But just click on the diplomacy button in the lower right corner.
Of the novelties – there was the possibility of exchanging open technologies. In exchange for money, another technology or province, depending on how kindly you are located to each other and the number of these same technologies for exchange.
Empire has the largest map among all historical titles. The game contains all the New World, Europe, the Middle East and India and all its events occur in the 18th century.
The most critical and interfering with the normal passage of the Bug game is that AI loves to create an “army” the size of 1-2 units and while they all make the moves, he will have time to pass for 5 minutes even on a modern gland. And how painful and unbearable for the players at the end of the zero, I’m even afraid to imagine. I myself had to face this a few months ago, playing for Prussia. Where I tried to follow my turtle, when I capture a couple of nearest provinces/cities, I immediately stop showing all aggression and going into deep defense, exploring technology, accumulating money, etc. All this lasted exactly until the moment when the Polish -Lithuanian Commonwealth did not crush all Europe with the exception of me, England on the island and Russia in the distant east. And when it went to RP, you could just go to run to the store for drinking and grub, and they would still continue to walk and walk. Unfortunately, because of this bug, the game forces to be an expansionist and extremely aggressive invader of those who prefer a different gameplay style.
Then they figured out this bug in a manner very characteristic of the CA – they generally chopped off a feature with the hiring of soldiers by themselves, only commanders can hire them. The next such feature that will be removed is sea battles. Which are not in all parts of the series from the first Warhammer.
Napoleon is essentially the same Empire, only polished, less funny, and the actions of the game unfold strictly in Europe.
The game is dedicated to the period in Japanese history called Sengoku Jiday when Japan was mired in the internecine wars of its daimyo.
The first game of the series where the workshop of Steam appeared, which greatly made life easier for the players. And now, in order to put a mod for yourself, you just need to find the right one for you and just subscribe to it. And then when starting the game, in the launcher, put checks next to the names of mods.
From the second shogun, a rather bestial practice began from the SA, when they for one of the main elements of war and military game – blood and dismemberment, demand money, turning it into DLS.
Due to the fact that the game is mono-ethnic, in the game the same generals before the start of the battle pushing speeches in Japanese, since there is an opportunity to cut subtitles. Which is very good for immersion in the atmosphere. Since it looked quite wild and strange when in the same first Rome Roman commanders speak shitty English.
A few playable clans, where everyone has one emphasis on one. Very adequate AI (for the Total War series is unfortunately a rarity).
Two major additions came to the game. One tells us about the events that took place before the start of the main campaign, about the Gampay war between the Minamoto and Tyra clans (they were all relatives to each other and the emperor), where, as a result, they sat down in the Segun’s chair and the first of them – minamotom but Yoritoma. I still remember his picture from school textbooks of the 5-6th grade, when they reached Japan and very strange for me, Kazakh, name.
But this in reality they won. In the addition of Rise of the Samurai, everything can work out somewhat differently thanks to your efforts
The second talks about the events when the Tokugawa Segunata, along with the feudalness of all of Japan, came to an end, which they stubbornly did not want to recognize. And here we are given the opportunity to fight as a side of progress in the form of supporters of Emperor Meiji, so for retrograde.
In sea battles there are battleships, frigates and corvettes of the 19th century.
There is nothing more to remember, to be honest, since I played for a very long time
If in Segun 2, the expansion were urged in the carriage, demanding money for the blood, then they began to carry out another disgusting practice in Gamestro – the first day of the first day and for Rome 2 there was a DLS with Greek policies in the person of Athens, Sparta and Epirus.
A month after the release of the game, in the wake of the crowds of dissatisfied fans who were forced to play through sweat, pain and tears in the funny reliable version, all owners of the game were given for free DLS with nomads.
At the time of the creation of the smoking room, I must admit that the game has changed very much since the release. In some minor moments – for the worse (like a new design of the UI for Macedonia and a couple of other fractions), but mainly with the help of patches and DLS the game was very well diversified. And unlike the first Rome, here all the main fractions are approximately equal to each other. But only Rome will probably go into. Since the same Seleucids have the most multi -roster and powerful army in all types of troops, but this is leveled with the fact that from 2 moves you will be forced to fight almost with all Asia, the Middle East and Egypt.
Of the large DLS – this
"Caesar in Gaul" dedicated to the Gallic War. The campaign jammyjackcasino.uk map is a dilated map of Gaul with a small piece of the British Islands, where the Caesar Legion also visited at one time.
The main character is Guy Julius Caesar, as it is easy to guess. Well, a couple of Gallic tribes, for which you can also play. It was quite remarkable when you control the Caesar and its troops in the game, and on your hand you have a phone with a reader, on which you read his “Notes about the Gallic War” (a very good book by the way, but monstrously propaganda. From the reading of which you will have the impression that what Gauls are vile and slippery scum and Caesar were simply forced to capture them and bring them a culture).
Here you are quiet, peaceful sapa and capture one territory after another, exactly until the moment, until you intensify so much that all other galls are united against you, and rebels appear in the same captured territories, announcing you a national liberation war.
“Hannibal at the gate”, here the main emphasis is already on the archires of Rome, on Carthage and on Hannibal and unfolds during the Second Punic War. The goal is dominance in the Mediterranean region. In addition to the two main characters, there are also Luzitans with arvals and siracuses, and all three, by the way, become available in the main game campaign in the presence of DLS
“Fury of Sparta”, the action of which takes place before the event of the main campaign of the game, during the Peloponnesian War. Unfortunately, you can play only for the Greeks (there are still Persians, but they are non -granular). And with the Greeks the same trouble as with the memoirs of veterans of the Chechen war. Where "I read one book – consider that you read everything".
"Divided Empire", here the campaign is dedicated to the crisis of the Roman Empire of the 3rd century. New mechanics for the game – religious cults, banditry and the same sanitation were added to the game. For the Roman fractions under the control of Aurelian, Zenobia and Guy Tetrik, the goal is one – to unite the Roman Empire. And the rest, everything is like in one cartoon https: // www.YouTube.COM/Watch?v = u4rl83wk1ve
Well, a bunch of small dls. One DLS would like to note in a negative tone. The fact is that models somewhere since the release made fashion for playable desert kingdoms, over time they were finalized and so on. And all this could be taken and installed with the workshop for free. But when the CA with their greedy and unwashed paws reached them, then all these mods disappeared at the same time with the release of the DLS and it was no longer possible to play for them. Unless of course you buy DLS for a denyuzhka. Ugh at you, ca, pah on you, sega
As it was more than once witnessed by fans, Attila is not a strategy. This is a survivaval-governor with elements of strategy. The first part of the series, in which it became possible to equalize with the ground and sprinkle with salt both their own (voluntarily) and enemy (voluntarily condoing). And for the first time in 10 years since the release of Barbarian Invasion, the nomadic mechanics of the Horde appeared, which will subsequently appear in the fantasy of the Titles.
Here we are given to play from 395 to 450 (conditions of the Divine Triumph). The first date is explained by the fact that this year the final division of the Roman Empire was carried out into its Western and eastern units after the death of Theodosius of the Great. And the second date – just a year after it, in 451, a fateful battle in the Catalan fields will happen.
The year 395 was also chosen because it gives the player about 5 years to strengthen and somehow gather a couple of army, since in 400 two fateful events occur. The birth of Attila, in honor of whom the game is named, and much more important, but not directly pronounced in the game – the end of the Roman climate optimum, which lasted 650 years, from 250 to NE to 400 NE.
Nevertheless, the climate will change and the consequences of this will be the most deplorable. Only two will not feel them on themselves – the Sassanids and the early Slavs. The first – because they are very far from the entire engine and even if they attack them, they have a live shield in the form of 8 satrapies. And the latter has a very cool feature of their temples in small settlements. Mokoshi Temple, which gives +3 to the level of fertility (despite the fact that the maximum level of fertility in the main game is 5, in DLS about Belisaria – 10). And the Slavs because of such mechanics and the fact that they have slaughter archers who shoot at enemies with poisoned arrows can reach the Sahara itself and turn it into the same fertile region as the Nile valleys.
There was an opportunity to change religion. This is especially critical for the Roman fractions, since their faith in Christianity hits them in the most sick place – in the wallet. Therefore, in the early stages of the game, it will be more logical to roll back to paganism, put in order the Offentlich Ordnung (aka public order) and finances, and when you get to your feet, you will return to the true faith again. Fortunately, by this moment, paganism will be annoyed for you,
Full darkness and hopelessness powerfully feel, playing for the Western Roman Empire. This is very good in the video from Yrridian video
With fantasy part of TW, the universe once got acquainted two years ago, downloading a pirate. He played an hour, and thinking “Oh, cool, then I will have to buy and play fully” … and continued to cut into the Constitutional Court and Attila with Rome 2. Until I gave it to himself from another Akk in March last year. As they say, if you want it to be done correctly, do it yourself.
And I sincerely fell in love with this fantasy setting. Although he first began to play for people. But it’s quite late, right a couple of days before hospitalization and operations, I met vampires and that their leader, Mannfred von Karshtein can kill people, orcs, dwarfs and forest elves, riding a zombie dragon. This was an extremely pleasant discovery, since the last shots from the 7th season of the IP, where the zombie dragon also appeared in my head, was still in my head.
And then there was an opportunity to familiarize themselves with the races and leaders from the DLS thanks to the EXEA and the Osa, who shaved my accounts to me, where they had all the DLS from the first part and all the DLS from the second, respectively.
Want the giant spiders and squigs who devour people alive? Then you are green -skinned
If you love vindictive dwarfs who, few can catch up with their short legs, but if they were caught up, they will not be allowed to leave alive (like the author of these lines, for calling them vindictive dwarfs in the case). And to whom they cannot reach, they “catch up” with shells from their excellent artillery guns. Then know that dwarves are ready to accept you in their ranks
This is the first part brought to mind + provided that you have the first part on the account and it may be any thread of the DLS from there, then all this allows you to play on the map of the first two parts of the first part of the first. What in total gives some crazy number of settlements that must be captured if you want complete world domination.
I must say that the Warhammer series corrupted me. The pumping system of the general and the heroes. The same quest battles and awards when the speeches of our beloved legendary lords before the start of the battle. This is all that I would like to see in subsequent historical parts. For example, in the conditional Medieval 3, where when performing various a series of quests, it will be possible to converge in a fight and after it get the “Juay” of Charles the Great or legendary swords like the “excalibur” of King Arthur and the “Durandal” of Roland. Which would give certain bonuses to both the commander and your entire faction. And about all sorts of things like a spear of Longin or the Cross of the Lord, I’m just silent.
Several new races were added to the game in 2 parts: the highest elves, dark elves, lizardmen, skivens, and with the release of racial DLS – the kingdom of tombs and vampires.
In this part, unfortunately, the same chaos warriors are much weaker than themselves from the previous game. And if in the first game the invasion of the Ord of Chaos could somehow be compared with the Wehrmacht, then in the second part of the chaosites-this is rather Romanians.
By the way, I managed to break the waja with mods of mods of “UI Modding Framework”, “Dogs of War Legendary Lords Submod” and “Dogs of War All Units”. Thanks to which it became possible to hire the legendary Bretonnia Lords from the first game for the Eye of the Vortex in the second game.
The ideological and technological continuation of Attila, it is not without reason that the owners of the DLS with blood in the Attila automatically are given the same DLS in this game. Unfortunately, due to the low popularity of the game and the fact that the inconspes were scored for its further development, this first DLS is in fact and the last addition to this good game
The events of the game unfold strictly on the British Islands, in 878, when Alfred the Great (the leader of the Wessex Game faction) defeated the Vikings in the battle of Edingon, and ends all over 1066 when Harald Hardard and Willia Bastard ended in England in order to capture it. The first ended his journey with an arrow in the throat, and the second of the bastard turned into a conqueror, capturing England into appendage to his duchy in Normandy.
Unlike previous historical parts, here the technology must first be unlocked, and then explored by the full. Hire 5 archers/cavalry cavalry detachments to open technologies that improve the units of the above species. And to open the same catapult, you must first win a few siege battle (now checked, they need 5) and explore all technologies about the sedimentary business. This is military technology. As for the civil part of the technology, there is an emphasis on the construction of certain structures, after which everything is unlocked.
We have a little modified food mechanics and now it is consumed, including units.
The number of units in the detachments smoked. It is understandable, in the Middle Ages the army was smaller than during the time of the Roman Empire, when several hundred thousand soldiers could have been scattered throughout its territory throughout its territory. What, of course, the feudal rulers could only dream in their wet dreams.
In Britannia, the Vikings, Irish, Welsh, Anglo -Saxons and the Great Pagan Army are playable. It will not work to tell a lot about their features, as I played very little and strictly for Alfred the Great with his Uessex. He has a fairly powerful infantry of close combat, after researching the technology you are given the same Khuskarlov, and the cavalry is good. But the archers are unfortunately extremely lousy.
The game was perceived coldly and negatively, which contributed to what was asked for it as a full part of the series, and not for a stub. In the same Russian Steam (after the recent rise in price of all parts of the series and DLS), it now costs 1700r, which is of course overkilling. In this regard, it was lucky in this regard that the keys were taken on one site for 300r and therefore do not have to complain that Britain is too expensive.
The latest part. The most optimized. The most beautiful. Perhaps the best and understandable system of diplomacy in the series. For the game, it is worth giving thanks to Creative Assembly and above the mentioned Osu for Family Shering.
The game is dedicated to the period in Chinese history under the name of the same name, and they took the classic novel by Luo Guan-June and I myself hope that this year it will be possible to read this novel and find out in practice whether it is so good.
Most of all I liked to play for Zjen Jian, as this is the only woman leader of the faction (and I still have weakness for female characters. I have been locked in a male body all my life, what’s the meaning and in games to play for men, if you can be a little with a woman?) and Cao Cao, since he has a unique mechanic – a proxy of war. When you can set different fractions on each other and just sit and watch, drinking tea.
When expanding your possession and building certain buildings affecting your prestige level, you will grow from an ordinary noble nobleman up to the emperor. Here you have a Chitersky unit in my opinion – a detachment of archers "Defenders of the Earth", who have simply monstrous damage and with several volleys, they can post the enemy army in the moment.
In diplomacy, several new functions are now added, but what is most important – now the probability of a transaction is clearly shown. And not as before, when the probability of concluding an agreement was varied from "unlikely to highly". Here everything is measured by the dials of red and green colors. And you need to try to step over the green line, offering the opponent food, money, all sorts of trinkets and that’s it, the deal is provided.
Unfortunately, I have not played the game for a long time, since when there is time for games, it usually takes to Varhammer 2 and Attila. And therefore could forget to mention various mechanics and features.
Smoking room rules:
1. Bir Birin Respect ETU, Brother
2. Dөrekі sөz can not be used.
3. Try to play at least one part of Total War until the end of the smoking room
In the end, I would like to say that if you still decide to play some kind of game of this series, it is better to start starting with the last titles. Since even when the first Rome was launched now to verify one game function in fact, it went with various brakes, around 30 FPS. While Warhammer 2 and Three Kingdoms in the region of 55 and everything is very smooth.
If you love the cavalry and trample miserable people with your sweet horses, then you better try historical titles like Rome 2 and Attila and to a lesser extent – Three Kingdoms. Since the cavalry in the Varhamers is quite weak compared to historical units, but there is simply the wildest variety of races and their distinctive units – dragons, hydra, dragons, Skavens with Ratling Ghana and many others.
And to be honest, Vaha very quickly and tightly became the favorite game of the series, along with Attila, as this game gives me to fully satisfy my inner masochist.
For greater cinematography of battles, starting with Shogun 2, you can click on the K button, which cuts off the interface and makes it possible to enjoy the massacre sincerely enjoy.
But before clicking on the button, it would not be possible to distribute the commander, heroes and other units by groups and build them in a formation convenient for you
Then when you turn off the interface, you can still easily take control of your units you need, you just need to click on the right number.
For individual units, you just click on the LCM on the Lord/Hero, then click Ctrl +G. For unit groups, when you have at least 2 units of the same species (2 archer or hoplites), it is enough to press on one of these, clamping the Shift button, then all units of this type will be released and you can apply CTRL + G again.
And each such group will be issued by number, from 1 to 10, but he never went further than 9 and therefore without a concept, what kind of key combinations should be pressed so that they are displayed.
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How are you, Suka, you manage to read so much? Your eye cut allows you to run faster on the lines?!
Here, it seems, a lot (well, relatively) was a people who listens to the affinage.
How do you like the last single? I have nothing to me. It seems that the music is cool, and Ema’s vocals become more set, but even it is felt all like ordinary tracks from our radio. Those are even played against the background, and do not get out of general noise. In my opinion, since they began to sign up at a good professional studio with an experienced sound engineer-all the magic disappeared, and the songs became too licked and ideal, and from that-gray.
I really do not want to believe that the affinage is everything, but with each release over the past years, I believe in them less and less. : C
It remains only to hope that the ICSTC does not pump up.
On Friday, the new day came to work for my first day. He is 27 years old, a simple, slightly closed and silent, thin guy in Khaki’s bang (not that acromia hanging on it was nothing, she was just brightly imprinted in my memory). The name of Vadim is the question of whether his work is scared for 12 hours 5 days a week replied that he was not, albeit in his village for 40 km. From the city, to get, of course, will be far away. But he is on the wheels of an old Lancer, so the trabil is tolerant for him, if only they would pay on time. Well, I replied that there are no problems with this, the main thing is to work normally, well, I left it guys in the oil warehouse (yes, now I have my own large warehouse, separated from spare parts for cars, a team of the five most cool hard workers on which you can rely on, and the salary is the same (but the hemor is smaller)), so that they put it up to the course, and began to engage in the face of the ear again, and if possible, listening to the guys, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, and if possible, if possibleParticipating in the conversation. The guy tried in full, everything that they said, performed, boxes of 30kg. He was not scared, in general, an employee of the norms. A good addition to the department, where to find a normal not lazy man who does not bent, after 12 hours of physically difficult work, is very, very problematic. And what says little is not a problem at all, to pour over time, but it will be a chatting incessant.
Time passed closer to the evening, already making the travel sheets of “drove”, while those with my guys loaded the goods to the wholesalers into their ever -break -in “Meruses”, a common topic about women came in, namely, who met … the infidels were deceived (infrequently raised such a common theme, but many have what to tell, but to spoil with a friend, brother, brother, brother, brother.Friends ”) I look out of the corner of my eye, the new one, although he doesn’t say, is quite sincere, and one of the men, addressing me, suddenly asks to tell“ The story about the friend, who took home amateur porn ”. At first I deny, but since I sit at the computer only while everyone is dragging, and Vadim and a few more people have not heard this story at all, I begin to broadcast in colors:
I have one friend, we are with his friends and acquaintances with a dozen cry. I met him in some general party in the first year of my university, and with his spontaneity, a wide horizons, as well as the appearance, he, the seventeen-year-old, simply struck me. DOS was then a Korn fan and at the moment of meeting with me was the peak of his love for Jonathan Davis, completely expressed in appearance: dreadlocks to the ass, long dark hoodies with hoods, all in the rock theme, Bitch Kilt(also not one), as well as the ornate Gothic rings, completely covering the fingers with patterned metal (I must say very stylish ones, which have passed to it as a gift from the familiar work is ready).
Something like this, but much cooler.
Needless to say, the adventures with such a character were just a wagon and a small cart in the zero in the south, they could not help but find him, especially since he was open and ready for all, and different acquaintances, besides us, “namesakes”, he had all the red, which significantly expanded my horizons. There was a gay who was trying to win his heart, and the nariks, and the anarchists, the rock groups of various sidelines, in which he tried to play the bass, the girls are directed by the directors in whose short-range he was in the main roles (and we are in a massive) … Karoch, if you talk about him, you can probably write a good buyer, so this is really important that only two to know twothings:,
1. With a passage of time, only a few people remained near him, in the city to which he moved to live, for which we actually really appreciate him.
2. Dus was not lucky in love for a very long time, and, as a creative and very vulnerable personality (albeit strong), each of his parties (once every six months) he was very difficult (if the girl himself, of course, did not throw it) and we need to withdraw from black depression and gloomy, and in any case, without leaving him alone (there was only one curl, but I will not tell about it here).
However, over time, he learned to cope with this well and himself, extremely … extraordinary, as well as my friend himself. And he came up with this method just in times of stormy youth, on our removable kopeckoy, which we divided the three of the three, but sometimes accommodated up to twenty people.
Then I bought my first laptop, it also included a beautiful webcam (as I remember now, connected via USB) with, in our way, 1.3 megapixels (it seems even 2009-10). Everyone had the laptops, but since mine was fresh, in the new toys that came out then, if there was no party, we chopped it on it, and we watched something too on its screen, which is why it was always turned on and worked for days on end.
Well, often, each of us three just needed to retire with the next new passion. At such moments, two guests left a “couple”, quickly finding places for an overnight stay, and already in the afternoon of the next day they returned to the “Berlog”. And so, having already gone with his girl, a neighbor and two more friends “home” after couples and an interesting night visiting our shooting, at which DOS with a girlfriend had fun, we just wanted to sit, but to drive the teas to watch some kind of “Southern Park”. But the trouble. While I was brewing coffee, in the preserved vidos on my laptop, my girlfriend found a MP4 file called: "My Best Night". Homemade porn in which a dosik on my camera connected to my laptop shot all his sexual attempts! And I would probably have killed him, finding it personally and alone, but since by very well -established combustions on circumstances we found this trash with a cheerful company, taken on a very garbage webcam, the impressions of viewing were simply enchanting (especially with thirty minutes of Kuni from a comrade to his girl, with whom he stayed overnight). This vidos was the main theme in a very extensive circle for a very long time, and DOSA for it for a long time and cheerfully stems, of course, not to mention it with the then girl, not a word. When they broke up, and DOS almost fell into the depression, he quickly brought him out of her … View his own porn with friends who already saw him anyway. You can imagine how we then “supported it”, pointing to the guy to all the shortcomings of his naked body of his slightly not the object for the suffering of the former)
And probably from that moment on the departed passions, he did not suffer like that, after a year another sharing with us a found output. Homemade porn, which he already shot on his camera with every next one, he watched until he himself found him ridiculous, and a girl who was not standing either suffering or killing her care.
But all this is actually a saying, the topic is about BL … Yah, and the stories are really difficult to find on the topic on the topic.
Ton. Having moved to the sea and pretty well-settled DOS meets on the Internet of the year in 2015 in May with a young pretty girl living 40 kilometers from the city. From friendly conversations, relations quickly turn into a rank of serious, but at a distance, with a forwarding naked photos and a thirst, he will meet in real life.
Development. The main character has long been renting an apartment, because it works in a good place and can afford it. The girl comes to him for two out of three months, for almost the whole summer, gets acquainted with his friends, has fun with my friend made with my arrival and inspires him to go to study the rights and buy Lancer, about which he all summer and dreams. But, since the summer ends, the girl needs to be home, you need to think about studying, and she leaves back to her village, hiding with the tuppays of pornography, so that he would not be very bored, while they are temporarily forced to exist again and be content with only communication.
But … DOS misses and decides to go with a surprise to his beloved one of the few weekends, having bought a camera that she had long wanted as a gift. He already took her, so he knows where she lives, even knows her parents, and, inspired and filled with hopes of a joyful meeting, my poor friend approaches the gate of his parental house Juliet … who has a blue Lancer. In the cabin, a driver, a young guy, kisses his girlfriend in a suction, and she sees a dosik with lateral vision and … pretends to be unfamiliar with him. The already unpleasant situation turns for a dos into a very painful farce, when he decides to find out the relationship and in general what all this means, and the girl, portraying himself a “sheep”, says that he went a corn that he sees him for the first time, and generally incites the carrier to deal with him, that oooh … actually is not a very good idea, because the dos is normally so fingering, and if not the girl’s father, quickly, quickly.Through the guys, in two accounts, the opponent would have scheduled in front of the girl, neighbors and her parents. And so, the only thing left for him is to throw a camera on the hood of Lancer, and leave, simply destroyed by such an unexpected betrayal back to the station, simultaneously calling close friends.
Three hours later, his humble servant with two bottles of rum was at his house (then for 1.5k, now each costs two and a half thousand p. ), consisting of all of ours – girlfriends and two other friends with whom we begin to film everything together then only the cake’s song: "I pushing you into a wheelbarrow, I will take you to the Patsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaia. We support, in short. And at that moment when Korn – Word Up yells in the columns, and we, drunk, intend to go for a walk to the sea, a message comes to VK from a village guy on Lanser:
"You’re all lying! She has been dating me for two years! Leave her alone and that I don’t see you anymore, otherwise I and my friends will show you, goat! You are just lucky today, the next time you will not leave the whole!"
To which the dos is poured by an uncontrolled laugh, replies: “And you are sure that I am lying?) " – and after an answer in the spirit:" I believe my girlfriend." – at the same second it merges him just dozens of gigabytes of the photo and video shot with her, which are sent for four hours of 5 files in subjug. Then DOS will tell you how the messages are delivered between the delivered, the addressee yells in response to the caps: “Enough”, “stop” and all kinds of threats and obscene epithets. But at that moment we no longer see them, we go to the sea, in the company with a much more fun friend)
At my work, this story always comes up with a bang, and at the end of it usually everyone is laughing. So on Friday everyone was laughing and cheerfully commented on it … Everything except the brand new Vadim from the suburbs on Lanser. He was a gloom and there was no trace of his former good mood. After all the completed affairs, for some reason, he did not give me his hands, drying out dryly. Today I did not pick up the phone in the morning and did not appear at work, which was why I was a little confused, and after calling with dos at lunch, I suddenly decided to ask if he was the name of the dude to whom he opened his eyes, and from which he was exactly the village. The answers plunged me into shock, but I shared it either at work, or even more so with a dosik, to a friend’s question: “Why do you need it?"Just answering that his story made a splash among men at work. After all, if he found out that this guy listened to the story about himself and the dosik in my performance on the first day at a new job – it would have passed into the real OR above the mountains, and Dosik could still write something funny to him, which this guy did not really deserve. It also pains him to remember this, but I, out of ignorance of him, is just in … l under the breath, completely not thinking about such a development of events. And I also thought how a bitch can shredly hit life, making a person with his weapon, who can absolutely unknowingly drag you, and you will not expect this, you can’t blame anyone.
Well, do not oh-re-not.
I was burnt to put it mildly from this. Xs, we can be too panicked, but here comrade-lid complains that on UE4 you will not find specialists in the afternoon with fire (despite the fact that Dviglo was released in 2014), and then the fifth is announced. Moreover, removing the restriction on the landfills is both delight and horror. The first is because there is a really technological revolution, the second is due to the fact that scanning assets are calmly a dozen gigs to the model, and even if there is some super-explosive packer, this is now at least half-TB games.
As the experience of the Kurvitz shows, a worked out universe may arise from the party in D&D, which will first be embodied in the novel, and after failure in the sales of the book, the Universe will form the basis of the game Disco Elysium, which will be successful.
True, I do not know for sure whether he wrote on the results of the party in D&D immediately Roman or first retold the game of the party itself in the stories. But if it helps to practice writing the text, why not. Moreover, people seem to like. Personally, I am far from all this and this format is generally not interesting to me.
Everyone there loses their jobs, they don’t know how to survive the economic apocalypse, go to home schooling, go to grandmothers in the village, and suffer from closing fitness clubs. Projects are canceled, businesses break, unemployment is coming ..
And everything that has changed in my life is now sellers in Magneta go in masks. %)
Stability.
You have a TV, you watch a stool, draw my hands, you count the spoons on plates and sleep with your eyes open. What else do we know about you?
The Little Big group will go to Eurovision from Russia. Lol. Now for the first time for horseradish knows how many years I have been interested in this competition at least a little.
If all this on public services can be ordered as help – everything in our country is just wonderful)
The fact of the matter is that already. Technologies themselves become more accessible, but the production process is not quite proportionally complicated. Somewhere in the profile community it was mentioned that Epica, having already implemented technologies for this technodemo, was prepared for about 8 months contented for it alone. About the same as for demo Heretic, from Unity.
Now figure out how much the proposed AAA-game will be created with this ratio of scale and quality-if only the largest game studios with UE4 were actively fanned only by the past year.
When there is a plan of the Dobryachki by an obscure activists, to doubt who is more motivated to act)